“I made this for Sniffyjenkins. I almost ate that thing.”
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Sometimes a kielbasa on a bed of corn, folded in half to look like a vagina, the crack of which has been adorned with garlic cloves is just a kielbasa on a YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
My car is self-aware. Your argument is invalid.
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Thank you @mayjah for saving us the trouble.
NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY? YOU’R ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
From the inimitable baileygenine